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Hi there!  I have had too much time (in Hospitals in doctors' waiting rooms, waiting rooms for MRIs)being  crippled, hanging around ER's at various points to watch too much television.  So much, in fact, that I discovered an entirely new set of channels on basic cable.  My particular favorite has been ID (I think it's short for Investigation Discovery), I will always think of it fondly as the Tumor Channel.  This channel has primarily hour long programs that are reenactments of salacious murders and move very slowly, making this channel ideal for the gym or any place where dialog is too cumbersome.  The shows have gripping titles like: "Happily Never After",  "I Married a Mobster", and my personal favorite, "Who the @#$@ Did I Marry?"  Believe it when I tell you that after a couple of weeks you feel like you know the profilers (I really relate to Candice DeLong)and you start being empathetic with the "Deadly Women"(he needed to be bludgeoned with a 9 Iron, she's just misunderstood!).  I also know ALL the "Housewives", all the "Chef-testants", all the captains/crews on Deadliest Catch, and I am even familiar with the judges on "Cupcake Wars", "Top Chef", and "Food Network Star".  I know absolutely nothing about any Kardashians.   I could be a member of the "Fashion Police" (or at least go to the Academy), and I've sampled everything HBO, Showtime and STARZ have to offer.  At the end of the day, I will be thrilled to ditch all remotes, 3D-glasses, and corresponding cable boxes.  Soon, in the meantime, "Greetings, from TV Land!"