Mitch & Me III

Senator McConnell,

Which One Doesn't Belong?

This is your rational, communication-challenged friend in California.  Now is your time.  By doing your duty and applying a fair set of rules to the impeachment, you'll have done your elected job. and no one can assert otherwise.  You can say you made the "right", "decent" decision.    The American decision.  You could still be the hero we need and lead us out of this murky, venomous, stench.   No matter what happens history will portray your decisions as procedurally fair and even-handed.  The fact that Trump has infiltrated your party is just an unfortunate coincidence, he'd attach himself to any host.  Senator, I know you are a decent man, possibly a great leader.  You're definitely a good American (I mean why else would you be Senate leader?  Seriously, who needs the headache?)  You can make something wonderful out of this "fecal display".- or you can choose the parasite we elected and swirl down the "toilet of history"  You don't require brain surgery to know that's where this administration is headed.  You could surprise all Americans and speak the truth.  I would write a dedication speech at "McConnell Mountain" (like Rushmore but much better).  Stick with "President Parasite" and follow him down  the putrid pipes.  Make no mistake, hear that sound?  It's an unmistakable flushing... Or you could ascend to international hero status.  So what's it going to be?  Mt. Mitch or Trump Toilet?