Friday, June 24, 2016

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My Son''s Guitar and the "Hole" - You Know, It's Where The Sound Comes Out!
One of the "arts" that the PS and I share is an endless appreciation for music.  The PS plays the guitar and I'm appreciative.  Last weekend we went to my in-laws in Chico and after an amazing dinner, the family gathered around a firepit, "Game of Thrones" style, but much fancier.

Around an O'Reilly firepit there is no mud or swords.  There was a river and a bat and there were S'Mores,   Which always works for me!  Anyway, my in-laws built a fragrant fire (I think I detected French oak) and the PS and our son played a set.

A few days ago the PS asked me to "sniff his hole".  He seriously said this!  To ME!

Many hours later, when I stopped laughing (and let's face it, I've never  entirely stopped.  Just thinking about anyone seriously asking that question puts me in hysterics!

I am a woman who respects words.  Most percussion instruments have a "hole" so I did some research into the parts of orchestral instruments and their names.  Turns out every violin, cello and pretty much any stringed instrument has a hollow body and at least one orifice.    Guess what the musically elegant, visually lovely part is called!  Give up?   The round hole is called a "sound hole" !  The carved, beautiful, F-shape is called "the F-hole"!  I kid you not.

I found it oddly disconcerting that the mechanism for distributing and sharing the magic of Beethoven and The Beatles possessed such inelegant nomenclature!

An "F-hole"?  Oh Lordy!  And he wants me to sniff it? (Peals of laughter!  Sorry!  Excuse me, I have to stop for a minute to giggle.  OK,   Better now.)  The word "hole" shouldn't be attached to any artistic endeavor!

I know what a fash-hole, a show-hole and a black hole are.  I even remember where "Derek Jeter's Taco Hole" is (outside Sedona, AZ).  Instruments with a hole?  Didn't know about, blissfully unaware, you might say.

When I realized this "hole" thing probably wasn't some flatulence joke gone horribly wrong  (I don't think toilet humor is remotely funny!) I sniffed the guitars and I was instantly transported to a firepit in Chico!  Or a French chateau!  Maybe I was at a French firepit, it was beautiful!  A bat did a fly-by!

 The guitar bodies smelled like burned French Oak like they use in cabernet barrels in Sonoma!  It was wonderful!

The smoky/oaky scent captured in those guitars was magical and unexpected!

Knowing my in-laws they were probably burning some specially cut oak roots from France because it was fragrant and vaguely reminiscent of Bordeaux but who cares?  Thanks to the "soundholes" I was able, for a wonderful moment anyway, to revisit the fire.

1 comment:

  1. Thanks for sharing, I had no idea of the inner culture of stringed instruments,
    and you capture nature in Chico so well, I want to live there too!

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