Saturday, March 21, 2015

Why Van Halen Will Make Me Walk Again!!

Hello Fellow Travelers!

Another week has come and gone and I'm becoming more impatient to get moving and get out of my own head.  I have always preferred standing to sitting, walking to riding, pedaling rather than driving.  So being unable to walk, is probably the nastiest condition to deal with, for me.  I have every confidence that I just have to try the right solution, and I'll be running all over the place!  In the meantime, sometimes I get "parked" places, which is both surreal and hilarious!

For instance, one thing my PS (Patient Spouse) does routinely is practice his guitar, which I generally adore.  He was on a Beatles tear until recently when he rediscovered his electric axe and the guitar solos of one Mr. Edward Van Halen.  The timeless classics of Lennon & McCartney can be replayed endlessly on an acoustic guitar. Electric guitar and  Van Halen? - not so much.  VH is loud, in your face and very 80's.

As a 3P (perpetually parked person) I'm used to withstanding all manner of audio/visual input.  I don't like VH the same way "Sam-I-Am" didn't care for the colored eggs and pork.  I don't care what decade it was or which lead singer they were on, I don't ever need to hear Van Halen again!  So imagine how much I was loving life when I heard the electric intro to "Eruption" over and over!

When you're unable to walk, you're stuck!  You're virtually a potted plant.  A complaining potted plant, but a plant nonetheless.  Once you're "parked", you're really parked.  Being eye level to everyone's rear is bad enough.  So is wearing a wheelchair!  I don't need to be subjected to noise ala "Clockwork Orange" - I have more than enough to deal with!

I beat brain cancer just so I could see David Lee Roth run all over a stage in Spandex?  I can't.

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