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| Two Animals That Need Squishing In The Worst Way! |
Imagine red lasers! Pretty scary? No? Well I'm still working on it! It would take a very large shoe (boot size??) to liquify this bad boy!
Unstable dictators and chubby arachnids. Add radiation and I think we may have a supervillain! Still no? I'll give it to the Effects Dept. (Patient Spouse) to work on. Just seeing it makes me want to grab some bug spray! Euuuuuuwwww! (how's that for "a command of the language"?) I think it could work.
It's begging for a good "shoe-ing" anyway! Ha ha!
So it's not the cure for cancer, but I'm not thinking incessantly about cookies anymore and that's a good thing, right? You have to start someplace...
The world gets scarier by the hour. Everyone has to be prepared for anything because anything can happen! And, if I've learned anything from this journey, it will not be good! No puppies or cookies or free Wi-Fi in the forecast!
I used to think the future would take care of itself and earth was a relatively safe environment. Now I know "Winter Is Coming" and I'm very, very, "risk-averse". I'm not paranoid, I'm just extremely vigilant! OK, maybe I'm a smidge over-cautious, can you blame me?
I am focusing less on art and feng shui and more on defense strategies. I've always been anti-gun but I've become interested in other weapons. Crossbows (HBO's "Game of Thrones") caught my attention recently. My increasing dislike for all objects and desire for clearer spaces I attributed to minimalism and a new appreciation for a cleaner (barer, manageable) environment were inspired (I thought) by my admiration of Asian decor. Everything I find appealing is based in nature.
CNN is on. A lot! I see a terror attack on TV and I go to the gym. I have to find neuroplasticity before the other shoe drops, before another disaster happens. Is my newer, Spartan aesthetic based in fear? Fear that I don't acknowledge? Because that would suck! I wouldn't be a brave trailblazer, I'd just be another complainer with a laptop. Am I a tenacious, determined brain cancer survivor or Chicken Little, afraid of the sky falling?
The sky might fall! Today, in fact. It's a distinct possibility. And I have to be ready! I have Plan B (and Plans C,D & E). I'm not afraid of anything, if I'm overly cautious it's based on reason and weighing risk. I think about everything now and avoid every danger I can. I'm not chicken, I'm careful! I don't buy clothes - I buy insurance.
I believe wielding a crossbow or practicing a home fire drill demonstrates prudence and foresight.
Because you never know when a giant "Kim-Spider" will attack!
